Tuesday, April 1, 2014

News: Bigfoot Suit Man Killed Trying To Create Hoax Sasquatch Sighting

Don't you hate it when you're trying to hoax someone and you die?
Bigfoot Suit Man Killed Trying To Create Hoax Sasquatch Sighting

KALISPELL, Mon. — A man dressed who was apparently trying to provoke reports of a Bigfoot sighting in northwestern Montana was struck by two cars and killed, authorities said.

The man was wearing a military-style “Ghillie suit” consisting of strips of camouflage fabric and was standing in the right-hand lane of a highway south of Kalispell on Sunday night when he was hit by the first car, according to the Montana Highway Patrol.

A second car hit the man as he lay in the roadway, authorities said.


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Memes Of The Day: The Walking Dead, Season 4

Finally, something funny from Funny or Die. Probably some spoilers here if you haven't finished S4.


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News: Flight Attendant Quietly Informs First Class Passengers Where Real Emergency Exits Are

From The Onion.
Flight Attendant Quietly Informs First Class Passengers Where Real Emergency Exits Are

MIAMI—While passengers in the economy cabin watched the standard preflight safety video Monday, United Airlines flight attendant Kim Walters quietly informed first-class ticket holders aboard Flight 1173 of the location of the plane’s actual emergency exits, sources confirmed.

“Ladies and gentlemen, if you’ll please give me your attention for a brief and important announcement about the first-class-only safety features of our Boeing 757 aircraft,” Walters reportedly said in a voice just above a whisper, explaining that in an emergency, the airline’s most valued customers should ignore the escape path lighting along the aisle and instead follow the green lighting on the first-class seatbacks to a secret hatch just behind the forward lavatory.

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