Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Vid Of The Day: Top 20 Humiliating Movie Deaths

From Time.com.

News: Fire Destroys Fire Station

Oops. From BBC.
Downham Market Fire Station Gutted By Fire

A Norfolk fire station gutted in a blaze that destroyed a fire engine, was not fitted with sprinklers or alarms.

Norfolk's deputy chief fire officer Roy Harold accepted the service should have followed its own advice.

Police officers working nearby reported the fire in Downham Market, just after midnight.

It started in the bay where the station's fire engine was housed and crews from other areas were called to help tackle the flames.

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Animals Sitting Like People (Of The Day)


SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT, YOU DICKHOLE!

So I says to her, pack up your shit and get out.

Dude. I don't see any egg salad sandwiches in your hands. Tell me you didn't forget the egg salad sandwiches.

You're thinking about eating me, aren't you?
No.
Liar.
Okay, maybe a little.

Another Broncos fan watches the Super Bowl.

WHERE DEM GIRLS AT?!


Vista. VISTA? I'm being punked, right?

Please don't talk about me like I'm not sitting right here.

YOU *BETTER* RUN, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Hey buddy, can you spare a few flies? I haven't eaten in days.

You guys don't need help, do you?

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!

Ya know, at first I was terrified to pose nude, but I have to admit I'm feeling SO empowered right now.

Uh huh nice try. You know I'm a carnivore, right?

I'm not here!

Wait--the test is TODAY?

God I hate coach.

PANCAKES? Yayyyy!

Jesus Christ, Larry, do you ever clean this shithole?

Hmm, markets are down. I need to call my broker. Who's my broker? Why it's Charles Schwab, of course.

I know I'm in time out right now but I reeeeeeally gotta pee.

No, it's okay, keep talking over my show. Who needs to hear? I'll just make up dialogue in my head.

"Q I S" is not a legal word, friend.
Yes it is.
No, it's not.
It is.
Is not.
Is too.
Is not.
I hate you.
I hate you more.

Check it out. My tail's a boner!

High-Five Of The Day

FAIL.


Vid Of The Day: 8-Bit Fight Club

I miss my Super Nintendo.



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