Monday, December 23, 2013

Karma Of The Day

Ask for trouble and ye shall receive it.



Knitted Creation Of The Day: Alien Facehugger Mask

From Knitrocious on Etsy: "Ripley, believe it or not these toasty buggers are just looking for a face to cuddle. Cast your xenophobia aside and snuggle up with this little abomination. Legs have clips so that they can be worn around the head (you know, during sexy time) or unclipped just hang out."

The bad news: it already sold two weeks ago. Maybe she'll make more.


News: Michigan Man Arrested For Punching Mother In Face While Decorating Family Christmas Tree

Another Christmas tree-related brouha. Sounds like we have some sibling rivalry issues going on here. From The Smoking Gun.
Michigan Man Arrested For Punching Mother In Face While Decorating Family Christmas Tree

December 16, 2013

A Michigan man repeatedly punched his mother in the face while decorating the family Christmas tree after noticing that “there was an ornament with his brother’s name on it and that there were no ornaments with his name,” according to police.

Cops responded to a home in Casco Township late Friday night after a 911 call was placed from the residence. While nobody was on the line, a dispatcher heard “yelling and screaming in the background and a woman screaming ‘You are hurting me,’” deputies reported.

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Horse Masks Of The Day

Because they amuse me.

Hurry up, I don't have all day. 


Put 'em up! PUT 'EM UP!



Dad? Where have you been all my life?


Where the FUCK is everybody? This is supposed to be a group project!

COP! GET DOWN!

Don't even mention Coldplay in my presence again.


Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee

You want some?


NOM NOM NOM NOM


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