Monday, September 23, 2013

15 Examples Of Why Patrick Stewart Is Awesome (Of The Day)

Q: What did Captain Picard say when he took his sewing machine to the repair shop?
A: Make it sew!

Thanks, I'll here all week. But enough about me; enjoy the awesomeness that is Sir Patrick Stewart.

And the internet's most famous facepalm:

Famous TV Show Home Floor Plans Of The Day

Alas, no Brady Bunch.

From Hi Consumption and artist IƱaki Aliste Lizarralde

Big Bang Theory

Golden Girls

I Love Lucy


Three's Company

Will & Grace

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Vid Of The Day: It's All Samuel L. Jackson's Fault (NSFW)

From Funny Or Die.

News: Woman Charged with Stabbing Roommate Who Won’t Stop Listening To The Eagles

Take it easy, lady! (See what I did there?)

From Time.
Woman Charged with Stabbing Roommate Who Won’t Stop Listening To The Eagles

by Melissa Locker
Sept. 18, 2013

As anyone who has watched The Big Lebowski knows, Eagles fans are not to be messed with. And after recent events, it appears that the band’s detractors should be left alone, too.

A Charleston, South Carolina woman is accused of allegedly stabbing her roommate multiple times for refusing to stop playing music by the classic rock band The Eagles.

Police were called to investigate reports of an assault with a knife. When officers arrived on the scene, they discovered a 64-year old man with cuts on his hands and arms, cuts the man claimed were caused by his roommate (and one-time girlfriend), 54-year old Vernett Bader.

The man said he had been listening to The Eagles with another man when Bader told him that she did not want to hear Witchy Woman, Tequila Sunrise or any other of Don Henley’s classic rock songs.

The man told her to shut up, the report states, which is when Bader allegedly went for the knife.



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