Monday, August 26, 2013

Vid Of The Day: New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your D**k (NSFW)

Totally NSFW. From The Onion.

Red, White, And Booze: A Map Of America's Top Brands By State (Of The Day)

From Thrillist:

"Steve Lovelace, you have inspired us, sir. To drink!

Last month, the Dallas-based writer, photographer, and artist put together the wildly buzzy Corporate States of America map, with the logo of each of state's most notable company shoehorned in between its boundaries. We noticed that only two were alcohol outfits, which drove us to create another map plotting the biggest/most high-profile liquor or beer companies from each of the 50.

We know there are at least infinity amazing craft breweries in each of these states, but this map's about the big boys, at least when there are big boys to be noted."

Click for larger view, or see the full-res version here.

News: Store Clerk Injured While Trying To Stop Theft Of Hasselhoff Signs

Being a Hoff fan is a real drag, man. From ABC News. Link from the amazing Jenn Howard.

Give that man a signed photo of me. He's my brah.

Conn. Clerk Injured in David Hasselhoff Sign Theft

Shelton, CT
August 20, 2013 (AP)

Connecticut police say a convenience store clerk has been critically injured trying to stop the theft of two signs featuring images of actor David Hasselhoff.

Authorities say the 36-year-old clerk at a Cumberland Farms in Shelton saw a man put the signs into an SUV shortly after 1 a.m. Tuesday.

Police say the worker was struck and dragged by the SUV and landed on his head.

Police say the clerk is hospitalized in critical condition, and authorities are looking for the suspects. The employee's name hasn't been released.

Hasselhoff starred in the TV shows "Baywatch" and "Knight Rider." The signs featuring him advertise iced coffee.

Cumberland Farms officials say more than 500 of them have been stolen from stores in several states in recent months.

Lip Sync Of The Day: I Put A Spell On You

Another win by Jimmy "Under Pressure" Slonina.

Sourpusses Of The Day

The epiphany that is baby's first lemon. The professional shots are from April Maciborka.


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