Monday, May 13, 2013

28 Super-Cool Mona Lisa Spoofs Of The Day

Groucho and Ozzy win for me.

News: Russian Gymnast Has World's Strongest Vagina

Reminds me of the old Eddie Murphy bit about having sex with Mr. T.

From The Sun (UK).
Russian Gymnast Has the World's Strongest Vagina

March 8, 2013

Tatyana Kozhevnikovam, who holds the Guinness World Record for vagina weightlifting, can lift a 30-pound kettlebell using nothing but her private parts.

Most women use it for sex, some use it to play ping-pong, blow out birthday candles or shoot darts, but its safe to say no woman can use it like Tatyana Kozhevnikovam.

Tatyana is the proud owner of the world's strongest vagina.

The Russian gymnast, who holds the Guinness World Record for vagina weightlifting, can lift a 30-pound kettlebell using nothing but her private parts, according to The Sun.

In March Tatyana showed off her incredible abilities on UK's The Body Shocking Show, lifting 13-pound dumbbells, equivalent to the weight of two melons, using only her vaginal muscles.

Tatyana was given a place in the Guinness Book of World Records after she was recorded lifting a 30-pound glass ball using nothing but her genitals.

(More here, including some groin clench-inducing videos) 

News: Woman Stabs Boyfriend For Farting In Her Face

And I bet during the argument somebody used the word disrespect as a verb, which makes me stabby.

From The Smoking Gun.
Only In Florida: Suspect, 37, Stabbed Boyfriend After He "Farted In Her Face"

A Florida woman explained to cops that she stabbed her boyfriend after he purposefully passed gas in her general direction.

Deborah Ann Burns, 37, told police that she was watching TV Tuesday night in the Immokalee home she shares with Willie Butler, her boyfriend of six years, when “Willie walked by her and farted in her face.”

Burns then “confronted him about the fart and Willie became agitated, telling her to shut up” according to a Collier County Sheriff’s Office report.

During the ensuing confrontation, Burns allegedly grabbed an eight-inch kitchen knife and threw it at the 53-year-old Butler, striking him in the stomach. 

Butler, who suffered a minor laceration, was treated at the scene by EMS personnel.

Pictured in the above mug shot, Burns was arrested for aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. A convicted felon, she previously spent 21 months in state prison for aggravated assault with a weapon and battery on a law enforcement officer.

People Of The Chicago Transit Authority (Of The Day)

I thought Atlanta public transit was bad. We got nothin' on Chicago.

Link from Mike Bergeron.


'Cuz this is Thriller, Thriller Night

D'OH! Missed it by THAT much.

Why is Mrs. Kool Aid wearing a Hawaiian Punch shirt?

Not the best way to catch the bus, but hey, whatever works.

(More here.)


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