Friday, April 5, 2013

Excellent TV News Captions Of The Day, Vol. 3

Most from local newscasts, which explains everything.

Lots of navel-gazing takes place there.

...and makes a stink.

So will I if it looks like that!

...and liked it.

How big wa--- oh, never mind.

Bra Types Of The Day

BOOBIES! Sorta. Close enough.

From Daisy and LOLdamn.

(More here.)

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