Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Photos Of The Day: Kids Are Actually The Worst

I saw a George Carlin stand-up on HBO years ago and he said something along these lines:

"Everybody says 'What about the kids?' 'We need to do it for the kids!' 'Let's think about the kids.' You know what I say? FUCK the kids! That's right. Fuck 'em! Nobody worried about us and we turned out fine."

Hey, I like kids. I really do. And I adore my daughter. But every parent will tell you there are some days when you stop, look at your partner and say, "What the hell were we thinking?"

Pics from Buzzfeed. Link from Cloe Oliver.

They're always eating

They're stupid

They do crap like this. Like, five seconds after you 
tell them not to crap like that

They cry about everything

They're mean

They're lazy

They're functionally useless

They're the reason we CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING 

They don't give a crap about anyone else

They're uncoordinated

See the rest here.

GIF Of The Day

I wish it had sound.


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