Monday, June 11, 2012

The 20 Most Shoplifted Items In America

Twenty-two, actually. Some won't surprise you, but some will. From Buzzfeed.

22. Kitchen-Aid Mixers

21. High-End Vacuum Cleaners

18. GPS Devices

14. Handbags

12. Jeans

11. Pregnancy Tests

9. Electric Toothbrushes and Replacement Heads

5. Allergy Medicines

4. Baby Formula

2. Energy Drinks

1. Cigarettes

Full list at Buzzfeed.

Thing I Want (Of The Day)

Oh, you want it, too? Too f**king bad, I saw it first.

From Uncrate:

"Put the finishing touch on your rock n' roll-themed arcade with this AC/DC Pinball Machine ($5,700). Designed by master pinball man Steve Ritchie, this soon-to-be-classic features tons of standup targets, dual high-powered slingshots, a motorized rotating ball cannon, a jukebox song selector, an 8-inch cabinet speaker to make all 12 complete tracks sound great, and plenty of Angus Young- and Brian Johnson-flavored graphics"


• Ramp-Mounted Magnetic Diverter For Cannon Loading
• High-Definition Color Cabinet and Decal Artwork
• Motorized Rotating Ball Canno
• 3 “Thunderstruck” Standup Targets
• 4 “ROCK” Standup Target
• Lit Start/Fire Cannon Button w/ Laser Cut S/S Trim Plate
• Back Panel Jukebox Song Selector w/ Flashing Red Horns
• Posi-Lock Ball Ejector
• 2 Molded Super Speed Ramps
• T.N.T. Explosion
• 2 High Powered Slingshots
• 3 Super Bright LED Jet Bumpers
• 1 “Greased Lightning” Spinning Target
• Traditional Country-Specific Coin Door
• 8 Inch Cabinet Speaker with bold, enhanced sound quality
• QR Codes 
• Molded “Hells Bell” Toy, Fixed, W/Standup Target
• Fixed T.N.T. Detonator
• Band Member Butyrate Display
• 5 AC/DC Standup Targets (on left)
• 3 T.N.T. Standup Targets (center) 
• Black ABS Lower Arch
• "Latch" Lockdown Bar

News: Man Stabs Friend During Argument Over Who Can Have More Sex

I bet he's having the most sex now. In jail. 

From The Smoking Gun.

Man Stabbed Friend During Argument Over Who Has The Most Sex, Police Report

An argument between two South Carolina men over which one of them “can have the most sex” ended Sunday with a stabbing, police report.

Calvin Bernard Hill, 54, was arrested on a felony battery charge following an altercation in the back of a PT Cruiser being driven by a female acquaintance of the duo. 

According to a Greenwood City Police Department report, Hill stabbed the 41-year-old victim in the ribs after they left a party.

Interviewed at the hospital, the victim--whose name was redacted from the police report--said that “he and Mr. Hill got into a verbal altercation about who can have the most sex.” 

A “tussling match” ensued and he ended up being stabbed, recalled the victim, who was initially found bleeding profusely by a cop identified as “Captain Morgan.”

The driver told police that Hill threw a knife away after the incident and stated, "I can’t go down for this.” When questioned by a cop, Hill denied stabbing the victim, claiming “that man stabbed his self.”

Pictured in the above mug shot, Hill is being held in the Greenwood County Detention Center in lieu of $10,000 bond.

Fake Massachusetts Towns Of The Day

From McSweeney's Internet Tendency. By Michael Brodeur.

Blight Falls
West Lameham
Unstable (/unst’-a-bull/)

Chicks With Steve Buscemi's Eyes (Of The Day)

Creepy. Hilarious. From the blog.

Oh, and... PHOTOSHOP!!!



Amy Adams

Hilary Swank



Pink (looking oddly like C. Thomas Howell)





See more here.


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