Friday, June 1, 2012

News Of The Day: Frisky Cows Make Jam

The bull has rebuffed any notion of interruptus--as well he should. Look at him. "Yeah, yeah, everybody stop and look. Why don't you take a fuckin' pict--HEY! I was kidding. Did you just take our pic, shithead?!"

From Amanda and the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.

Bull and cow 'having relations' slow Route 28 traffic

June 1, 2012

Earlier in the week it was a pig running loose on the Parkway West.

This morning, Pennsylvania State Police are dealing with an amorous pair of bovines "having relations in the road" at the intersection of Routes 28/66 and Route 85 in Rayburn, near Kittanning.

"It's right in the construction zone so it's making a big mess out there," Trooper John Corna said.

The bull has rebuffed any notion of interruptus and police have summoned Pennsylvania Farm Bureau personnel.

"The bull's not very cooperative," Trooper Corna said. "We've had cows hit by cars before ... this is a first in my career."

Photoshopped TV Recasting Of The Day

A fun idea from Something Awful. Not the best PS work you'll ever see but the ideas are amusing. Some you'll need to click to fully appreciate.

Lots more here.

Vid Of The Day: Henri 2, Paw de Deux

"I'm surrounded by morons." Link from LACoolJ.


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