Too much good stuff today, folks. I'm just gonna lay it all out for you at once. Enjoy.
Oh how I love passive-aggressive parking notes. (Buzzfeed)
The Oatmeal explains why Tesla is a god and Edison was a douchebag, and you will enjoy it.
A what machine? (MSNBC/link from Jennifer)
Florida county bans 50 Shades Of Grey. Spirited public support and outrage ensues. (Smoking Gun)
The man who saved more than 150 people from jumping to their deaths at a popular Sydney suicide spot has passed away. RIP, Angel of The Gap. (Link from Smauge)
Give it up for Claire Dunphy! TV's best and worst moms. (Daily Beast)
The coffee faucet. Yes, faucet. (wimp.com/Link from Teresa)
9 quirky things you'll find at "cool" offices. (Cracked/Link from Mighty Joe)
Another post-apocalyptic TV series? Yes, and it looks kinda cool. Not "Walking Dead" cool, but cool enough.
Epic MCA tribute by a kid.
No, not everyone wants to be you, Jethro. Some of us want to kill you.