Monday, May 7, 2012

SNL Clip Of The Day: (NSFW-ish)

I like the guy who got his wife a new washer for Mother's Day.

Product Of The Day: Raisins

Jersey raisins.

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Original 1970s McDonald's Playground

Pretty cool. Not $10,000 cool but cool. Thanks, Sheri.

oklahoma city craigslist > for sale / wanted > collectibles - by owner

Original 1970's Mcdonald's playground - $10000

Date: 2012-05-06, 9:25PM CDT

This is a original playground from Mcdonalds, all equipment is in good shape the paint is woren though.

You will need a way to transport it and people to take equipment apart. I will be there to help but is very heavy.

There is a fifth piece but the system would only let me show four of them.

You can call or text me at 405********

News of The Day: Ball Busted

Good. I hate those stupid things. From The Smoking Gun.

Pair Of "Large Fleshy Testicles" Results In Arrest Of South Carolina Resident

A “pair of large fleshy testicles” led to the arrest last night of a South Carolina motorist, according to police.

While on routine patrol, a Spartanburg County Sheriff’s Office deputy spotted a Lincoln pickup truck “displaying an obscene object from the rear bumper.”

Specifically, the deputy noted in a report, the object was a pair of testicles that were “flesh colored, anatomically correct, approximately the size of a softball, and in clear view of the public.”

In response to the testicles, the deputy initiated a traffic stop and questioned the driver, Joe Cervantes-Rodriguez. The cop “advised the driver of the reason for the stop being the large testicles, and he immediately removed them from the back bumper.”

Cervantes-Rodriguez told the deputy that he had moved to the U.S. six months ago from Mexico and had ended up in South Carolina after stays in Texas and Georgia.

But while able to produce a vehicle registration and proof of insurance, Cervantes-Rodriguez did not have a valid driver’s license. As a result, he was arrested.

After spending the night in jail, Cervantes-Rodriguez (seen in the above mug shot) was released from custody this morning after posting $237.50 bond.

He was also issued a “warning citation” for displaying the testicles.

Improved Movie Posters Of The Day

Visually improved, for sure, but not exactly commercial (and not real). From Cool Material.

See them all here.


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