Wednesday, December 21, 2011

News Of The Day: Woman Arrested For Stealing 80-lb Baby Jesus From Nativity

Damn, girl, you brave. I wish I lived there so I could follow this beyotch around with a video camera and catch her ass being smote, 'cause you know it's coming.

Cops Arrest Virginia Woman, 25, For Stealing Baby Jesus From Nativity Scene

December 21, 2011

Police this morning arrested a 25-year-old Virginia woman for the theft last week of Baby Jesus.

Amanda Crelia was charged with grand larceny for allegedly swiping the figure, which was part of a nativity scene at the Central Park shopping center in Fredericksburg.

Aided by Crelia, detectives recovered Baby Jesus from the home of her father.

Crelia, pictured in the mug shot above, is appearing today before a magistrate judge. Cops say she posted a photo of the stolen statue to her Facebook page (which was spotted by a witness who contacted police).

Since the concrete-filled Baby Jesus in his manger weighs 80 pounds, investigators suspect that Crelia had help with the heist.

Before Crelia’s bust, the Fredericksburg Police Department released a photo showing the crèche with Baby Jesus in place, as well as a post-theft image (below) showing an indentation where the young Savior had been.

Music Vid Of The Day: Hobo Christmas

Oh hell yes.

Bad Christmas Nativity Scenes Of The Day

It wouldn't be the holidays if I didn't rerun this one. A lot of these are from Cavalcade of Bad Nativities.

Mr. Bill Nativity. Oh nooooooooooooo!

O Little Village Of The Damned...

Owl Nativity. Hooo, hooo, whoooose child is this?

Nativity At The Grand Ol' Opry

Nativity S'mores

King Herod's always after me Lucky Charms!

The Jesus In The Plastic Bubble

The Nativity Egg Timer. Counting down the minutes to your arrival in Hell.

Nativity Candle, with the delicate aroma of livestock and afterbirth.

Jawa Nativity. "The Force is strong with this one."

Nativity Cats

Why so glum, Nativity Bears? You were hoping for a fish?

Peace on Earth.. or whatever planet you come from.

Nativity Bean Bag Toss

"That's right. Father of the Messiah. WOOT!"

Jesus, Joseph & Marty

Rubber duckie nativity, as seen in my book, Crap I Bought On eBay.


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