Tuesday, February 1, 2011

News Story Of The Day: Fire Crotch

From Kelly Wilson and Ocala.com.

Victoria Eltonya Bynes arrested after allegedly setting boyfriend's genitals on fire

Victoria Eltonya Bynes, of 17355 NE 16th Terrace in Citra, was charged with aggravated battery and was taken to the Marion County Jail, where she bonded out on $10,000 bond early Sunday morning.

Her boyfriend, Andrew Williams, 42, of 17360 NE 18th Ave. in Citra, was transported to Shands Hospital at the University of Florida in Gainesville with serious injuries.

His condition Sunday was unknown.

According to Marion County Sheriff reports, Bynes went to Helen Marie Colding's home off Northeast 18th Avenue looking for Williams, her boyfriend. Colding is Williams' mother, and the mother and son live at the same address.

Bynes reportedly told Colding, “Your son has some explaining to do,” and left.

Bynes then went to the home of Timothy Lewis Galloway, at 2440 NE 167th Place in Citra.

Galloway told deputies, who he called to his home, that Bynes had come there and a fight had broken out between her and Williams.

Galloway said that Bynes threw a liquid on Williams and lit him on fire.When deputies arrived at the scene, Williams, who smelled of gasoline, was kneeling in the yard, covered in a blanket.

He had second- and third-degree burns on his genital area and torso.

Williams could not respond because he was in pain.

(If you really must know more, the story continues here)

Vid Of The Day: Nat Laughs

I'd still do her. From CollegeHumor.com.

Harry Potter Funnies of the Day

Yes, I'm a Potter-loving geek. Sue me!

Pics from Buzzfeed. --Bev

Mean Girls reference FTW!

See them all here!

Vid Of The Day: They Look Like Sh*t

"You look like poo" just doesn't have the same pop.

Porno Movie Titles Of The Day (NSFW)

Periodically updated for your enjoyment. If you know of any I'm missing, send 'em my way. I want the list to be as exhaustive as possible. Thank you.

Remember The Tightun's
Diddle Her On The Roof
All About Steve
Jurassic Pork
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
Saturday Night Beaver
Yank My Doodle, It’s a Dandy
Add Momma To The Train
The Bi-Curious Face In Benjamin’s Butt
Sorest Rump
Ordinary Peepholes
No Cunt For Old Men
Inspect Her Gadget
Dirty (And) Hairy
The Sexth Sense
Peeing John Malkovich
The Man Who Blew Too Much
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
It Happened One Night...And Twice The Next Morning
Good Will Humping
Gonad The Barbarian
The Sperminator
Field of Creams
High Nooner
Bend Hur
Rear and Pleasant Danger
Bright Lights, Big Titties
The Grapes Of Ralph
Sperms of Endearment
V For Vagina
As Hard As It Gets
Areola 51
Harry Twatter & The Sorcerer's Bone
Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Factory

Eat Me In St. Louis
Das Booty
Facial Attraction
Splendor In The Ass
Boy Story 3
Dog-Style Afternoon
Mr. Holland's Anus
In Diana Jones At The Temple Of Poon
Passenger 69
Tail In Two Cities
Tits, A Wonderful Life
Buttman Forever
Edward Penishands
Throbbin' Hood
My Bare Lady
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
For Your Thighs Only
The Bootyguard
Rosemary's Booby
Easy Ride Her
Who Reamed Robin Rabbit?
Cock Tale
Thelma On Louise
Drill Bill
Bi-curious George
Deep In With Some Lotion
Schindler's Fist
What Reams May Come
Done In 60 Seconds
There's Something In and Out of Mary
Rear Widow
Face Jam
Snatch 22
Ate Men Out
Tittylickers & Tittylickers 2
Hannah And Her Blisters
The Legend In Bagger’s Pants
Gang Bangs Of New York
On Golden Blonde
The Loin King
The Wadfather
E.T.: The Extra Testicle
Creamer vs. Creamer
Creamer vs. Reamer
Disney's Pokahotass
Bangin’ In The Rain
28 Gays Later
Lawrence Of A Labia
Throbbin' Wood
Spanking 12 Monkeys
Big Trouble in Little Vagina
Moulin Spooge
When Harry Ate Sally
Terms Of Endowment
Who's Eating Gilbert's Grapes?
You've Got Tail
Dick, Tracy?
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
Beaverly Hills Cock
Where The Boys Aren’t
The Spooge-itive
Broadcast Nudes
The Queer Hunter
Porn On The Fourth Of July
Snatch Adams
Twin Cheeks
Phallus In Bunderland
The Kids Are All Tight
Mad Maxine Beyond Thunderbone
Hung Wankenstein
101 Fellations
Itty Bitty Gang Bang
The DaVinci Load
Girl on Girl, Interrupted
Private Bonejammin’
The Deer Humper
Disney's Spoo-lan


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