Friday, December 30, 2011

Until 2012...




Happy New Year, bitches! LOTD will resume normal posting next week. Have fun and be safe!

Thursday, December 29, 2011

The 50 Funniest Tweets Of 2011

A great list from HappyPlace. Here are a few of my favorites. For those of you who don't twitt, RT means retweet, a way to share and reply to posts.





























See the rest at HappyPlace.

Vid Of The Day: Metal Kids

If rockers did kids' songs. A classic from comedian Jim Breuer, and some spot-on impersonations.


Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Random Celebrity Encounters Of The Day

From Did I Ever Tell You About The Time..., a UK-based blog where people detail random encounters with recording artists.

LOU REED GLARED AT ME IN AN AIRPORT



Lou Reed was standing right in front of me at the security check-in queue on my way to Berlin. When I realized it was him, I blurted out loud: “No way, it’s Lou Fucking Reed!” He overheard that, turned around and glared at me. I felt really embarrassed. Shortly afterwards I passed him the tray containing his jacket and Macbook Air. (from studioirasarri)

I SHOVED VAN MORRISON OUT OF MY WAY TO GET TO SOME CAKES



I was at some ‘do’ with a fantastic spread of pastries of which I was keen to stuff my face with. A portly gentlemen in front of me was clearly going to make it to the tressle table before me so I (quite rudely) shoved him out of the way before realising it was Irish bun-stuffer Van Morrison. (from Polly)


I POINTED AMY WINEHOUSE TO A KFC



Once upon a time Amy Winehouse came in the shop (Urban Village) asking for KFC, after we’d cottoned it wasn’t some obscure drug reference we pointed her on her way. (from mondomundane)

WE PARTIED NOT VERY HARD WITH THE MANICS



In about 1992, went to see the Manic Street Preachers. Me & my friends snuck in to the backstage party. We found the band sulking around a single carton of orange juice. We gave it a couple of minutes and then went home. (from Matt)

I STOLE SOME CHIPS OFF JOHN OATES



I was at a festival in the early ’90s, John Oates came walking from a catering van with arms full of boxes of chips. As he pushed his way through the crowd, we helped ourselves to his chips. (from Ramrod)

I SOLD BELINDA CARLISLE A BOOK ON GIANT SQUIDS



In 1999 I was running the science section of Dillons bookshop in Birmingham when a glamorous lady and her snotty son came in. The son snottily announced, “My grandfather was Captain Nemo and I want a book on giant squids.” The woman was Belinda Carlisle who had married, and bred with, James Mason’s son. She bought a copy. (from Pete)

I GAVE NEIL YOUNG A HEMORRHOIDS PAMPHLET



One Halloween I dressed up as a proctologist and gave Neil Young a pamphlet on hemorrhoids. Then I walked away. (from Emma)


Many more here.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Vid Of The Day: Climbing Bear

I think I would have spoken up sooner.



Best YouTube comments:

"Oh, sorry man... uh, my bad, I didn't realize this was a private tree I uh... I'll just go...yeah, sorry I ...man this is awkward."

"Socially awkward bear cannot handle verbal confrontation."

"I..i was just coming to give you a hug........ FINES I WILL LEAVES YOU ALONE!!!"


11 Things That Look Like Darth Vader (And 9 That Don't)

From Maxim, College Humor and more.

OBI-WAN HAS TAUGHT THEM WELL


Darth balloon


Darth-o-Lantern


Darth lamp


Darthbucks


Darth toast


Darthgoyle


Darth coffee mug


Darth Tater


Darthigami


You have fried me for the last time


Disco Darth


DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE SUCK SIDE


McVader








Darth after dark









Friday, December 23, 2011

Disturbing Christmas Tree Ornaments Of The Day

From Sheri and Buzzfeed.


Butts


Don't ask.


Boob


Jersey Shore


Army fetus w/gun


"I hope these are new socks!"


Poop


"Dad! Jesus got stuck in the chimney again!"


Zombie mistle-toe


Santa's coming!


Crazy scary man-baby


See the rest at Buzzfeed.

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