Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Flush

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Can I flush your head in a toilet while blasting Hall & Oates? m4w

Date: 2009-10-13, 6:21PM EDT

I want to flush your head repeatedly in the toilet while making love to your behind. Hall & Oates will be playing at top volume, at some point "Highway to the Danger Zone" will be played for sure.

My house smells amazing and my penis is not sick or deformed.

Don't act like you haven't thought about this exact scenario before.

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Buck-Passer Of The Day

I believe him. Cats are sneaky, and a Sears employee would never do such a thing.

From The Smoking Gun.

SEPTEMBER 10--A Florida man who told police that his cat somehow downloaded child pornography onto his computer was sentenced this week to more than 12 years in prison.

Keith Griffin, 49, pleaded no contest to 25 felony counts stemming from a probe launched last year by the Martin County Sheriff’s Office. The Jensen Beach man, who worked as a Sears salesman, was targeted after investigators determined he was using a file sharing site to distribute child pornography.

When agents last July raided Griffin’s home (which he shared with his teenage son) he “stated he has accidentally seen child pornography while using Limewire,” but that he would “usually delete” those files, according to a sheriff’s report.

Griffin, investigators noted, added that, “sometimes he would leave the computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard and he would come back to the computer and find strange things on his computer.” He did not further describe how his talented cat succeeded in downloading these “strange things,” or what he did with these files.

Griffin, pictured in the above mug shot, will be imprisoned until early-2022. The cat, who has not been named, was not charged.

(Full story at The Smoking Gun)

Overweight Animals of the Day

Humans aren't the only ones who need to step away from the buffet line. Maybe some of these are Photoshopped* but if they are, I can't tell.

- Bev

Must have been that nut I ate.

Shut up; it's glandular.

Bring me Solo and the Wookiee.

Try not to get my double chin in the shot, okay?

Dinner was delicious but I'm afraid I made a bit of a pig of myself.

I know I'm alive, but why?

Yes, I'm dieting! But just a little nibble can't hurt.

Can't... bark... struggling to... breathe.

If round is funny.

Pass me the remote! My stories is startin'.

Fat beavers: always a thing of beauty.

* And I'm pretty sure that at least one of them is pregnant, which doesn't count as fat, right ladies?


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