Wednesday, July 28, 2010 Links Of The Day

I forgot these yesterday because I took my kid to Six Flags and came home exhausted, sunburned, soaking wet and sore as hell. Someone do the humane thing and shoot me. Please? I'll pay you.

Thanks for clicking.

12 Best Test Answers of All Time

“Mad Men” Smoking Montage

5 Best (and 5 Worst) TV & Film Actor Switcheroos

USC Forgets To Subtract Reggie Bush

12 First Posts From Influential Websites

Toy Story Inception Mashup

7 Types Of Cleavage (Of The Day) (NSFW-ish)

How do I love thee, cleavage? Let me count the ways. Actually, The Frisky counted the ways, but toe, back and elbow cleavage don't count, so their 10 becomes seven here.


A low-cut top + a push-up bra = magically hypnotizing boobage. Feast your eyes on those bad boys! But be careful not to wave them in front of a baby or they’ll take the feast part of that expression literally … especially if you rack it up like Salma Hayek.


Visible thanks to large arm holes, no shirt, or string bikinis and popularized by models like Crystal Renn and celebuskanks like Lindsay Lohan, the side boob is a rare, celebrated form of cleave. It takes a skinny beyotch with big cans and a bad attitude to pull it off.


The underdog of cleavage, it bares the seldom seen bottom half of your usual rack. This cleave is more about bralessness than creating a valley of knockers. Under-boob was first brought into the light by ‘80s crops tops. Ah, those were the days! Or were they?


Like muffin top and back boobies, this titillation comes from ill-fitting clothing. It’s the cleavage that is merely over-spillage caused by a too-tight bra. Her cup runneth over, hence she has a bit o’ boob popping.


In some cases, cleavage can be formed and maximized by position. Folding your arms, lying on one side, leaning forward, shrugging your shoulders, grabbing ‘em in both hands, these moves are all tricks of the titty trade.


Thanks to science, we can have all kinds of things we weren’t born with, including cleavage
created by gel inserts. This boob show follows the immortal words of Axl Rose, “Use Your Illusion,” and rock it!


The other lovely lady lumps—a.k.a. the coin slot. Low-rise jeans have given rise to the cheekiest form of cleavage.

News Story Of The Day: Orange Soda

I can think of plenty of reasons to assault someone who works at Chili's, but orange soda isn't one of them. How many brands are there? I only know Sunkist and Fanta, and I haven't seen Fanta in years. Nehi, perhaps?

Link from Mecca -- the person, not the place.

Orange Soda Rampage

July 20, 2010 ( -- A man is behind bars in Oklahoma City after going a rampage in a restaurant.

Police say 24-year old Dejaun Jarrett attacked a waitress at the Chili's on Northwest Highway after she told him they didn't have his favorite brand of orange soda.

Jarrett knocked the waitress down and started running around the restaurant. Officers eventually tracked him down at a nearby car dealership.

Police suspect the incident may have had something to do with drug use. Jarrett faces a list of charges.

The waitress wasn't hurt.

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Wildman

I always wondered what happened to Marshall Tucker.

From Juicy Trixx.

anchorage craigslist > personals > men seeking women

Wildman Of Willow Seeks Mate For LTR & More - 43 (Willow)

Date: 2010-07-22, 5:02PM AKDT

I have half a bottle of Patrone Premium Sipping Tequila and would like to invite you over for a few drinks.

Must meet at a neutral place so I can determine if you are a serial killer or not..............then we can go to my place.

Big Bear

P.S. 420 Friendly

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Vid Of The Day: Unhappy Groom

He went absconding, mon. Always the bad sign.

Google Search Terms That Bring People Here, Vol. 4

A few of the things people are searching for when they land here. Be afraid. I am.

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