Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Mary Kay Clown

It actually kinda makes sense. From Tracey.

Mary Kay and Clown (NOVA)

Date: 2010-01-28, 4:59PM EST

LOL Normally it wouldn't be okay to learn how to apply REAL makeup from a clown....but..... please read on!.

Looking for a fun event for your playgroup and/or an afternoon/evening out with the ladies? I am a Beauty Consultant with Mary Kay, as well as a professional clown, and would love to come and spice up your event!!!

My new venture, merging my two professions into one, is called "Mollie's Mom and Me and Mary Kay". For this super fun event, I would first face paint the kids (full-face, arm, or cheek painting) and then let them all play together as I facial the moms! Fun for all!!!

All moms would be able to sample the Timewise Anti-Aging Skincare line, and then play with some cosmetic color as they head home with a dash-out-the-door look!

In addition, the party hostess would have the opportunity to receive free Mary Kay products based on any sales at the event!

Please call or email me to answer any questions and to talk about dates! 571-282-xxxx

About Me:

As Mollie the Clown, I worked for Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus. I have 12 years of experience with clowning! I offer an array of party/event packages featuring an interactive comedy magic show, singing, dancing, full face face-painting, balloon sculpting, temporary tattoos, juggling, games and more!!! I am also employed as a Special Education Teacher with the Fairfax County Public School System (currently on maternity leave), a Mary Kay Beauty Consultant, a happy wife, and the mother of an amazing 3 month old!

Check out my website: MollietheClown.com

  • Location: Northern VA
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Fonked-Up Celebrity Teefs Of The Day

Why am I so hard on celebs? In the words of WWTDD, "fuck 'em, that's why."

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Now.. smiles, everyone, smiles!

Whoa, Bride of Dracula, put those fangs away.

Hey, Gary Busey, your teefs too big!

Up in Harlem at a table for two
There was 44 of us,
Me, your big teefs and you.

Don't just stand there, get Hilary an apple and some sugar cubes!

If Jon Heder were a Marx Brother, he'd be Gummo. Gosh!

If they ever remake The Spy Who Loved Me, Flav's a lock for Jaws.

A pretty gal, that Jewel -- until she flashes dem toofies. Still -- I'd do her.

"They tried to make me see a dentist, but I said no no no."

Uh. Yeah.

Heavens to mergatroid, it's Snagglepuss!

The better to bite off ears?

Vid Of The Day: If "Lost" Premiered In The 60s

From my pals over at Lemondrop.com.

Dirtiest Hotels Of The Day

There's one off I-95 near Fayetteville, NC that belongs on this list. From TripAdvisor.com (links provided in case you want to make reservations.)

Dirtiest Hotels - United States
(based on TripAdvisor traveler reviews)

1. Heritage Marina Hotel, San Francisco, California
2. Days Inn Eureka/Six Flags, Eureka, Missouri
3. Tropicana Resort Hotel, Virginia Beach, Virginia
4. Super 8 Virginia Beach/At the Ocean, Virginia Beach, Virginia
5. Quality Inn, Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania
6. New York Inn, New York City, New York
7. Parisian Hotel & Suites, Miami Beach, Florida
8. Capistrano Seaside Inn, Capistrano Beach, California
9. Desert Lodge, Palm Springs, California
10. Continental Oceanfront Hotel South Beach, Miami Beach, Florida

Commercial Of The Day: Snuggy D-Lux

And you don't even have to shake off when you're done. From Paul D.

Fly Art Of The Day

Not fly like MC Hammer, fly like dead insects. Someone has too much time on their hands. And a fly problem. They must live in the Amityville Horror house.

Funnies from Jill B.


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