Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Performance Vid Of The Day: Shatner's F.U.

I like this better than the real song. I wish Walken would do it.


"Caption This" Photo Of The Day




June 23, 2010: Between takes at the photo shoot for American Douchebag Outfitters' highly anticipated 'Hole For The Holidays collection.

Now you.

Posted by Amy.


Vid Of The Day: Le Caca C'est Surpuissant

Yesterday it was German dog poop. Today it's French kid poop. From Alex, who wrote, "This might be a bit much for LOTD, but here it is." A bit much for LOTD? That sounds like a dare. (It's pretty gross. Don't watch it if you're about to eat lunch.)

U - Le caca c'est surpuissant on Vimeo.


Here's some brain bleach for you. I promise no more poop-related vids for the rest of the week.

Animal Party - C'est la FETE! on Vimeo.


Animorphs Of The Day, Vol. 2

More animal morph madness from Human Descent. I want a pog.

And to save Lefty the trouble.... PHOTOSHOP!

(If you missed Volume 1, 'tis here.)



Geckat


Horilla


Squickodile


Chog


Reagle


Pog


Chouse


Doucan


Cowl


Ligot


Monday, November 29, 2010

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Dear Neighbor

Another classic (i.e. old) one, since Best of Craigslist won't update their damn page.



best of craigslist > allentown >

Dear Neighbor


Date: 2009-08-10, 9:42AM EDT

Dear Neighbor,

Why do you insist upon mowing your fucking lawn at 8 AM?

At least once a week I wake up to hear your lawnmower revving away right outside my fucking window. Your whole lawn is shaded by your house and that huge tree, so I have to hear you stall the thing at least 12 times.

Here's an idea.... WAIT UNTIL YOUR FUCKING LAWN IS DRY BEFORE YOU MOW IT!!!!!!!!!

I get home from work at 4 AM only to awaken hours later to the sound of a weedwacker coming from next door. Closing the windows doesn't help. Putting the pillow over my head doesn't work. You could probably hear your mower in space.


Your lawn looks like ass anyway. Why even mow the damn thing? The potted plants you bought in May are still sitting, unplanted of course, in their original resting place, which appears to be a framed horseshoe pit in the center of your yard. There are a couple of oversized, azure synthetic drums out there that accent the always stylish, black rubber indoor/outdoor mats that tastefully adorn your back porch.

For the love of God! The place looks like it belongs in Gummo. The only thing missing is a trailer, four screaming brats, a car up on cinder blocks and a couple mangy animals.

If I had enough Round-Up, I would turn the thing into a sandlot myself to save you the trouble when you finally come to your senses and make the switch.


I can't stand you. I can't stand your lawnmower. I can't stand your shitty old man tattoo that looks like a vulture from afar. I can't stand the way you push around your stalling lawnmower over your wet grass while wearing Jack Daniels pajama pants at 8 in the morning.

The last thing I need to see after four hours of sleep is some random old guy next door mowing his lawn without underwear.


I detest you. If I had a dog, I would let it into your lawn to shit.

TV's Beards Of Sadness Of The Day

Need to show that your TV character is in a rough patch? Give him a big ol' scraggly-ass beard.

From Ugo.com.

ROY ANDERSON

The Bearded One: David Denham of The Office



Ditched The Razor: When you work in a warehouse, and your secretary girlfriend calls of the wedding to be with a salesman at a low-level paper company, you've basically mapped out your weight gain, beard and upcoming DUI right there.



Picked It Up Again: Roy kept the beard for the remainder of the time we saw him, but lost the unsightly weight in an effort to win back Jenna Fischer. In a word? FAIL.


ANDY BOTWIN

The Bearded One: Justin Kirk of Weeds



Ditched The Razor: When Nancy (Mary-Louise Parker) fails to reciprocate his feelings for him, ditching to go be with a Mexican gangster instead. After all, who hasn't been there?



Picked It Up Again: More or less parodying the entire concept, Andy keeps the beard until everyone humiliates him enough to finally shave.


DR. ROBERT ROMANO

The Bearded One: Paul McCrane of ER

Ditched The Razor: After a close encounter with a helicopter's rotor blades during a med-evac, Dr. Romano's surgeries to re-attach his arm ultimately fail and he ditches his beloved limb for a prosthetic, adopting a sweet beard as part of the deal.



Picked It Up Again: Technically he never shaved it off, but he did lose the beard. Through fire. Because a helicopter landed on him. A different helicopter.


COMMANDER WILL RIKER

The Bearded One: Jonathan Frakes of Star Trek: The Next Generation

Ditched The Razor: Will Riker regularly groomed his sweet beard, but who has time for maintenance when alternate-reality Borg destroy the entire Federation and your ship-in-tatters gets pulled into a meeting of Enterprises in another dimension? That Leonidas-style beard was the only friend he had left in all that madness. And it was madness.



Picked It Up Again: Whoops. He exploded.


JACK SHEPHARD

The Bearded One: Matthew Fox of LOST



Ditched The Razor: Possibly the King of Sadness Beards, the good doc takes to pills and the bottle in the wake of "Jeremy Bentham's" death, realizing Locke was right to insist that the survivors return to the Island.



Picked It Up Again: Presumably to avoid the security inquiry of trying to make the returning flight with that beard. That, or the Island itself might have collapsed under the weight of his mammoth chin-Wookiee.


WAYLON SMITHERS

The Bearded One: Mr. Smithers of The Simpsons

Ditched The Razor: Fired for his objections to Mr. Burns plans to both steal candy from a baby, and steal sunlight from Earth (quite a difference in scale), Smithers takes to the bottle and worries in his drunken stupor and attempts to watch Comedy Central he might have accidentally shot his beloved boss.

Picked It Up Again: Smithers found himself shaven clean and vindicated by his news-interview reference of the very program he watched at the time of the shooting, and his uncovering of the real killer...a baby. Yep.


NATHAN PETRELLI

The Bearded One: Adrian Pasdar of Heroes



Ditched The Razor: After a mysterious "whoopsie-daisy" of waking up in a hospital, having evidently regenerated from his brother's nuclear explosion, Nathan decides to compliment his brother's loss, his senatorial career and his troublesome relationship with his family with a beard. Also, mirror-ghost visions of his burn-face. Oh, Heroes...



Picked It Up Again: Something about peering through a fence at his children with a scruffy beard just didn't sit right with anybody, thus his beard flew away.

(See the rest at Ugo.com)

Dead Celeb Of The Day: Leslie Nielsen

Another good'un bites the dust. I wish we could pick the ones who got smote. Charlie Sheen's problems would be over.



'Airplane!', 'Forbidden Planet' actor Nielsen dies

LOS ANGELES – Despite decades spent playing sober commanders and serious captains, Leslie Nielsen insisted that he was always made for comedy. He proved it in his career's second act.

"Surely you can't be serious," an airline passenger says to Nielsen in "Airplane!" the 1980 hit that turned the actor from dramatic leading man to comic star.

"I am serious," Nielsen replies. "And don't call me Shirley.

"The line was probably his most famous — and a perfect distillation of his career.

Nielsen, the dramatic lead in "Forbidden Planet" and "The Poseidon Adventure" and the bumbling detective Frank Drebin in "The Naked Gun" comedies, died on Sunday in Fort Lauderdale, Fla. He was 84.

The Canada native died from complications from pneumonia at a hospital near his home, surrounded by his wife, Barbaree, and friends, his agent John S. Kelly said in a statement.

Critics argued that when Nielsen went into comedy he was being cast against type, but Nielsen disagreed, saying comedy was what he intended to do all along.

"I've finally found my home — as Lt. Frank Drebin," he told The Associated Press in a 1988 interview.

(story continues on Yahoo News)


Here's a clip from Nielsen's short-lived TV series, Police Squad!



German Ad of the Day: Kackel Dackel

The more you watch it, the funnier it gets.
- Bev



Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving, Y'all

Have a happy and safe Thanksgiving, peoples. LOTD is closed until next Monday. See you then.

And remember: life is short. Eat more pie.



Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Vintage Photographs of the Day: Square America

I found an interesting site called Square America which contains a large collection of vintage photographs. These photographs are part of a larger work called This Is My Country, called "An Epic Survey, Rendered In Photographs, Home Movies, Audio Recordings, And Other Assorted Ephemera, Of Everyday Life In These United States And Of The Ways And Customs Of The American People c.1900-c.1976 (A Work In Progress)."

The pictures at the site range from funny to serious, heart-warming to bizarre. I picked out a few of the pictures that I thought were funny and added some captions to them below.

If you have any captions of your own that you'd like to add for any of these, let's hear them. Come on, make me laugh. ~posted by Daisy


There's no birthday party for us here. Liar.


What are you waiting for? These butts aren't gonna f**k themselves!
(not Daisy's caption and I don't think she'd want you thinking it is- C.)


When Bertha and her friends said they were going bobbing for wieners,
all of the men jumped out of the pool.



A young Sloth (back) and two of his friends who are
obviously quite "close." (NTTAWWT)


Daisy, Laura, and Heidi Renee decided to make a bold fashion
statement on their girls' day out golfing trip.



Half a beer and Fritzi's already going for Earl's pants. Such a floozy.


When Sara saw herself in the mirror wearing her mother's wig,
she scared herself so bad she was frozen in place.



Edwin's first "thrift store Christmas," but not his last.


Men with hats, not to be confused with Men Without Hats.


Excuse us, do you know where we might be able to purchase
some--I think they call it reefer?--for our party?



Every other family on the block played ring toss in the back yard,
but Jimmy's dad thought kid toss was more fun.



What a fashion faux pas!! Everyone knows you shouldn't
wear a grey belt with black shoes!


News Vid Of The Day: Women On Toilet Robbed By Clown

Meant her no harm, my ass. It's a sad state of affairs when an old lady can't even take a dump without some fuckin' clown coming in the window and demanding Oxy. Awesome house, though. I can see why he would target it.


Cool Old People Of The Day

Too bad they're all dead now.






































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