Thursday, December 17, 2009

Christmas Turd Of The Day: Cherry Cherry Christmas

Oh boy. This one's from Wendy In RI For Like Three More Days, who writes, "Have you heard Neil Diamond's new shitter 'Cherry Cherry Christmas' where he name-drops all his hits? Weasel (hubby) calls it Neil Diamond's Christmas Carol Tribute to Neil Diamond."

Lovely. Who took the Glade? Bring it back, something died in here.

"Caption This" Photo Of The Day

Like you have time for this right now, but hey, take a break from shopping and give 'er a whirl.

Pic from Mr. Minimac, who would be Sir Minimac if he lived in the UK.

Non-Holiday Video Of The Day: Boy Finds Own E.T.

So wrong. And still, I laughed. From The Onion.

Best Of The Worst Christmas Albums, Vol. 1

The soundtracks of Christmas. In Hell.

"O come all ye faithful, joyful and trium-ZZZZZZZZZZAPPPPPPPPP!!!!!"

Unless it's "I will never sing again," I don't want to hear it.

Tastes like chicken shit.

WTF, Billy?


Hungover and hungry.

Santa's got a big surprise for Mom in that bag. Now run along to bed, kids.

Still suckin' after all these years

Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

How about I just call you Suck?

"Songs" from John Lithgow, Martin Sheen, Donny & Marie, Wendie Malick, Bebe Neuwirth, Sean Hayes, Megan Mullally, Alex Kingston, Jay Leno and more will have you praying for the sweet relief that only death can bring.

Christmas Turds Of The Day (video)

So I guess they did a 20-year update of "Do They Know It's Christmas?"-- five years ago. I had no idea, and I liked it better that way. Never thought I'd say this, but I prefer the original. I don't know who half these people are. Don't even want to. They don't really seem all that into it. Maybe that's why they forced them to watch video footage of starving children. "Now look very sad. And.... action!"

Here's the original for you purists. Of suck.


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