Monday, June 29, 2009

News Story Of The Day: Stephen Baldwin Demoted

From The Onion.

Stephen Baldwin's Personal Assistant Promoted To Stephen Baldwin

June 2, 2009 | Issue 45•23

LOS ANGELES—After two years of performing management and coordination tasks at an "exceptional level," Stephen Baldwin's personal assistant, Matthew Phillips, was rewarded for his efforts when he agreed to take over the position of Stephen Baldwin Thursday.

"We really wanted to hire from within for this opening, and Matthew was a natural choice," said publicist Melina Disanto, adding that the 33-year-old Phillips is the first person who comes to mind when she thinks of Stephen Baldwin.

"Although this new position doesn't come with a pay raise or more benefits, it actually has fewer responsibilities than Matthew's old job."

According to Stephen Baldwin sources, Stephen Baldwin applied for the Stephen Baldwin personal assistant position but was turned down.

Photoshops Of The Day

Well lookee here -- Daisy had a little fun with the C.D. photo I posted last week. The last one is my favorite.

Vid Of The Day: Love Coupon (NSFW)

I had a college gf who used to give me these. Wonder if I still have them. How funny would that be, 20+ years later? "Hey, remember me? Yeah, you still owe me a 'world-class BJ' in your Olivia Newton-John 'Let's Get Physical' jazzercise outfit. If you don't have it anymore, I'll find you one. Here's my address..."

From Funny Or Die.

Faces Of The Earth (Of The Day)

In the immortal words of Hall & Oates, "They're watching you. They see your every move." From Flabbergastedly.

Ass-Whuppin' Of The Day (video)

From "Lonesome Dove," one of the greatest things I've ever seen on TV. I loved the book by Larry McMurtry, and the miniseries brought it to life with incredible faithfulness and passion. A great cast didn't hurt, either. It won a buttload of Emmys as I recall, and rightly so.

Context for this clip: Newt (Rick Shroeder) is Woodrow's (Tommy Lee Jones) illegitimate son, but Woodrow won't admit it. At least not in word.

And here's a bonus ass-whuppin' (and another great scene). Since it's Monday and all.

Obligatory pimpery.

QOTD (Continued): The Title

Now that we know who will play you, what's the title of the movie about your life?

Don't be shy, now.


Related Posts with Thumbnails