Wednesday, April 1, 2009

FOLOTD Birthday Of The Day

Whoa - I almost missed Harmony's birthday. That would've sucked.

Happy birthday, Harmo. Here's to many more.

Here's your cake. I know you're a big Chuck fan, so I made this especially for you.

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: You Said You'd Send C*ck Pics

I don't know what she's talking about. I sent them.

best of craigslist > santa barbara >

Originally Posted: Thu, 22 Jan 17:07 PST

you said you would send cock pics - w4m

Date: 2009-01-22, 5:07PM PST

We met at the furry convention. You said you would dress your little soldier up in a piggy costume and send it to me, along with the pics.

I said I would put it on my toy, and take pics of my vagina eating the little piggy.

You never sent it. I waited. What happened?

I even shaved mine to look like a tiger. Grrrr!

PostingID: 1003782784

Classic 70s Music Video Of The Day

Someone mention Sugarloaf? No, not Sugarland, Sugarloaf.

I couldn't find an original vid for "Green-Eyed Lady," so I found this one instead -- a song I liked better, anyway.

IMDb's Bottom 100 Movies Of The Day

The 100 worst movies as rated by readers of the Internet Movie Database (IMDb). I've seen none of these, and haven't even heard of 90% of them, but I'm wondering why Troll 2 isn't there.

Have you seen any of these?

The rankings are from worst to best, so #1 is the lowest-rated movie on

1. Daniel - Der Zauberer (2004)
2. The Starfighters (1964)
3. Night Train to Mundo Fine (1966)
4. Zaat (1975)
5. SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
6. The Skydivers (1963)
7. Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
8. Monster A Go-Go (1965)
9. Ape (1976)
10. Five the Hard Way (1969)
11. The Hellcats (1967)
12. Fat Slags (2004)
13. R.O.T.O.R. (1989)
14. The Final Sacrifice (1990)
15. Final Justice (1985)
16. Outlaw of Gor (1989)
17. Track of the Moon Beast (1976)
18. Dis - en historie om kjærlighet (1995)
19. Disaster Movie (2008)
20. Ben & Arthur (2002)
21. Momia azteca contra el robot humano, La (1958)
22. Identity Crisis (1989)
23. Zombie Nation (2004)
24. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders (1996)
25. Hobgoblins (1988)
26. The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)
27. Nuevos extraterrestres, Los (1983)
28. Troppo belli (2005)
29. From Justin to Kelly (2003)
30. Who's Your Caddy? (2007)
31. Agent for H.A.R.M. (1966)
32. Ancient Evil: Scream of the Mummy (1999)
33. Ram Gopal Varma Ki Aag (2007)
34. Pledge This! (2006)
35. Emret komutanim: Sah mat (2007)
36. Fist of Fear, Touch of Death (1980)
37. Just for Kicks (2003)
38. Angels' Brigade (1979)
39. Girl in Gold Boots (1968)
40. Kis Vuk (2008)
41. Uchu Kaisoku-sen (1961)
42. The Wild World of Batwoman (1966)
43. Stjerner uden hjerner (1997)
44. The Maize: The Movie (2004)
45. The Bat People (1974)
46. Way of the Vampire (2005)
47. The Hillz (2004)
48. Yusei oji (1959)
49. The Apocalypse (2007)
50. The Barbaric Beast of Boggy Creek, Part II (1985)
51. The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)
52. Ator l'invincibile 2 (1984)
53. Die Hard Dracula (1998)
54. Crossover (2006)
55. Das Erste Semester (1997)
56. Catalina Caper (1967)
57. Zodiac Killer (2005)
58. The Creeping Terror (1964)
59. The Tony Blair Witch Project (2000)
60. Uomo puma, L' (1980)
61. I Accuse My Parents (1944)
62. Soultaker (1990)
63. Popstar (2005)
64. Santa Claus (1959)
65. Dünyayi Kurtaran Adam'in oglu (2006)
66. Barschel - Mord in Genf? (1993)
67. Tangents (1994)
68. Fire Maidens from Outer Space (1956)
69. Copper Mountain (1983)
70. Ghosts Can't Do It (1989)
71. Going Overboard (1989)
72. Anne B. Real (2003)
73. The Touch of Satan (1971)
74. The Sinister Urge (1960)
75. Shark: Rosso nell'oceano (1984)
76. Eegah (1962)
77. Surf School (2006)
78. Zombie Nightmare (1986)
79. The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? (1964)
80. Feel the Noise (2007)
81. Keloglan kara prens'e karsi (2006)
82. Santa with Muscles (1996)
83. Snowboard Academy (1996)
84. Miss Cast Away (2004)
85. House of the Dead (2003)
86. Glitter (2001)
87. Brothers in Arms (2005)
88. Alien from L.A. (1988)
89. Ein Toter hing im Netz (1960)
90. The Unearthly (1957)
91. Maciste e la regina di Samar (1964)
92. King of the Lost World (2005)
93. Car 54, Where Are You? (1994)
94. Son of the Mask (2005)
95. The Astro-Zombies (1968)
96. Bad Girls from Valley High (2005)
97. Seven Mummies (2006)
98. Laserblast (1978)
99. Leonard Part 6 (1987)
100.Barney's Great Adventure (1998)

Classic 70s TV Clip Of The Day

Who remembers The Battle Of The Network Stars? Man oh man, I used to live for these. They came on every year and I never missed them. There were always two things you could count on: Bob "Baa Baa Black Sheep" Conrad getting pissed, and female TV stars with big bazoongas (Lynda Carter, Adrienne Barbeau, Suzanne Somers, etc.) in wet swimsuits.

This clip is long, but you can jump anywhere into it and see some 70s bizarro-ness, along with lots of stars you remember (Gabe Kaplan, Ron Howard, Farrah) and even more that you don't (Joanna Pettet, John Schuck, Ben Murphy). And, sure enough, Conrad gets pissed about a ref's call and challenges Kaplan to a dramatic race-off finale.

I don't know the blogger, but here's a great post about the show.

10 Lame-o Movie Robots Of The Day

Not all movie robots are created equal. There's Transformers, and then there's these douchebags.



The thing we love most about robots is their ability to kill efficiently and without remorse, which is why we hate the Fix-Its so friggin' much. When alien robots come down from space, they're supposed to unleash devastating mechanical fury upon the earth, not shack up with Jessica Tandy and fix toasters.


With his stupid voice, terrible one-liners, and arms like a mutant T-rex, Johnny 5 is easily the crappiest robot in movie history. This movie is fun to watch when you're 5, but after that the only redeeming qualities are the scene where Johnny bleeds oil after getting the crap kicked out of him and Fisher Stevens' laughably racist Indian accent.


George Lucas created a heap of innovative movie robots, but this piss-colored rust bucket is easily the second most annoying character in the Star Wars universe. (He's not quite lame enough to dethrone Jar Jar, but it's close.) Why would something that's fluent "in over 6 million forms of communication" need to use a voice described on Wikipedia as that of a "prissy, high-strung butler"?


A.I. is two and a half hours of (more) proof that Steven Spielberg is better at adopting children than creating robots. We can just hear him saying, "I want to make a movie about a robot that has no lasers of any kind, but does a lot of moping and whining. People are definitely going to love that."


They never actually come out and say that LeBlanc is a robot in this movie, but with his wooden delivery, vapid expressions, and complete lack of human emotion, it's hard to think otherwise. Apparently there's another pretty crappy 'bot in this flick as well, but we were too busy yelling, "Look, it's Joey!" to notice.

D.A.R.Y.L. in D.A.R.Y.L.

Data Analyzing Robot Youth Lifeform might have the lamest acronym we have ever heard. We give it credit for having "robot" in there, but the words "data analyzing" would fit better on some dork's résumé than in a movie title.


The Electric Grandmother — based on a Ray Bradbury short story — is a kid-friendly movie from 1982 in which a family replaces their dead grandma with a highly customizable mechanical version. It might sound a little morbid, but it teaches kids the valuable lesson that even the most beloved family member can easily be replaced with an expensive piece of electronics.


Not a day goes by where we don't dream of having our very own automated butler to dispense drinks, play music, and scare the hell out of our pets. But if we're going to shell out the big bucks, we'd want something a lot cooler looking than the hunk of junk they have in Rocky IV.


You can dress up Robin Williams however you want, but underneath he's still going to be the same hairy, annoying guy that hasn't shut the fuck up for the past 30 years. Plus, the story is about a robot that turns into a person, which may have been innovative when Isaac Asimov wrote his short story, but now it's about as fresh as a seagull's breath. (They eat garbage and don't floss.)


Ah government, when will you learn not to build highly dangerous androids equipped with nuclear bombs? By now you guys should know that it's definitely going to escape and raise hell all over the place. Then you have to call up Gregory Hines and convince him to go and capture it… It's all a big pain in the ass. Plus, it makes for a craphole movie. So do yourselves a favor, next time just build something more practical like a tank or a Taco Bell closer to our office.


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