Some of our favorites from last year. All from The Smoking Gun and Mugshots.com
Meet your new cellmate
Olan Mills staff often resorted to brute force to get subjects in that impossible "chin up, head tilted, eyes forward" pose
This explains why I never got my hotcakes.
Those silly cops love to play "Got Your Balls!" while inmates are having their mugshots made.
Ooh, help me, Dr. Zaius.
On Florg's home planet, eating cats is legal.
You should see the other guy
The other guy
What up, McMurphy?
She's so upset...
... she came back for more
This is the dork you're looking for
That's more than he spent on that grill.
Rudy smacked his old lady once. Once.
She spanks her grandkids for doing that
You can't camouflage crazy
The Sexual Chocolate tour has been put on hold until Sugarfoot clears up his legal problems.
Ralph's new ink didn't go over as well as he'd hoped
Looks like somebody met Mr. Nightstick
Lift up your head a little, please. Ha ha! Just kidding.
Me too, baby
Shirts That Guarantee You'll Make Friends In Jail, example 4.
Don't do the crime if you don't have waterproof mascara, Tammy Faye
All it took to nab Clarence was a good butterfly net
The love child of kd lang and Alfalfa
He just spotted the guy with the midget porn shirt
Roderick wore the wrong outfit to get busted in
Richard Edward, or, as we call him, Dick Ed
No one could really blame Martin for shooting up Fantastic Sam's
"Son, you got a panty on your head."