Saturday, August 2, 2008

80s Music Video Of The Day

How many 80s music video clich├ęs can you spot? I'll get you started:

1. Leather pants
2. Someone doing The Robot
3. Kids in funky hats
4. African dancing

31 Helpful How-To Articles Of The Day

Valuable info here for some of life's most challenging problems. My thanks to Big Lew for the idea, and the brilliant minds at WikiHow for taking the time to educate us all.

How To Breathe

How To Use Toilet Paper

How To Compute An Earth-To-Moon Spacecraft Trajectory
(Oh DUH!)

How To Talk Like A Pirate

How To React After Shooting A Home Intruder
(hint: pull his dead ass inside the house before calling the cops)

How To Be Scene Without Being A Poser

How To Vomit Politely

How To Show People You Aren't A Commie

How To Become A Surgeon

How To Moon Someone

How To Pretend To Be A Girl
(two words: tuck + under)

How To Help A Friend Know It's OK To Be Themselves
(Step 1: Say, "Get some confidence, ya dumbass!")

How To Apply Stick Deodorant Correctly

How To Make A Duct Tape Wrist Band

How To Respectfully Decline Sex
(Tip: "Get the fuck off me!" is not respectful.)

How To Play Guitar Like Eddie Van Halen

How To Be Smart

How To Mind Your Own Business

How To Get Hit With A Bat
(Tip: Don't duck)

How To Become A Theoretical Physicist

How To Become A Stereotypical Beatnik

How To Avoid Peeing On The Tampon String

How To Eat More Fruits and Vegetables
(Step 1: Eat more fruits and vegetables)

How To Fart Discreetly (for teens)

How To Dress Like A Rapper

How To Smell Nice

How To Write A Symphony
(in ten easy steps!)

How To Love Iron Maiden
(Step 1: Have your ears removed.)

How To Be The Kind Of Girl Rock Songs Are Written About

How To Hide An Erection

How To Fly An Airplane


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