Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Video Of The Day: 99 Words For Boobs

One for the guys. Lots of skin here, but it's mostly PG-13.. a few nips here and there.

God bless you, Jimmy T. This could be the best thing I've ever seen on the web. Well, not really, but it's certainly in the top 20.

Classic TV Show Open of The Day

From Season 1, before they whittled down the cast. I forgot about Molly being in this.

The open I remember, from a few seasons later. Thank god they didn't let Charlotte Rae sing anymore.

Mensa's 10 Smartest TV Shows Ever

Oh, this is rich. First of all, the list is from the head of Mensa -- one dude -- not the membership. I bet they are pissed, too, because Jim's picks are lame-o, and his comments sound like the words of someone recovering from a head injury, not the head of Mensa. Read on. You'll see.

The head of genius organization Mensa has picked the 10 smartest TV shows of all time — sparking debate in the blogosphere, especially over the inclusion of the 1990s sitcom "Mad About You."

Jim Werdell, chairman of Mensa International, selected the shows after being posed the question by (while his head bandages were being changed).

“They weren’t pure comedy, mystery or action,” Werdell said. “They tended to be shows that dealt with issues in the world, and from my perspective that’s considered smart. Some sitcoms reach a higher level of intellect than others, and you can say the same about some of the dramas. The stories may be cliché, but the characters and dialogue are smarter. (I'm glad he cleared that up for us.)

1. M*A*S*H – "It had smart repartee and was so much more than a comedy." (True. It was an overrated comedy with one small problem: it wasn't funny. At all. I hate M*A*S*H.)

2. Cosmos (with Carl Sagan) – "Sagan was able to communicate something extremely complicated to the layman (i.e. morons like me) and do it well, and that’s unusual for a scientist at his level."

3. CSI — "The way they use science to solve their programs is intriguing to viewers. My pants itch."

4. House – "Again, it’s high level type of show; it’s the personality that makes it a winner, plus it deals with science." (Medical shows usually do.)

5. West Wing – "You had to pay attention to stay up with it. The repartee was fast and furious and you needed a fairly high level intelligence to keep up with it. So I watched 'According To Jim' instead."

6. Boston Legal – "It’s primarily because of the characters. The story lines are okay, but the characters are incredible and the writers give them great dialogue. I just made a poopy."

7. All in the Family – "The show dealt with social issues before its time and was on the forefront of trying to show people’s feelings, beliefs and the complexities of personality, in both a serious and comedic way."

8. Frasier – "The repartee
(Jim just learned the word repartee) was sensational; the main characters were very good. Even though they portrayed people who were likely of high intelligence, they also showed their weaknesses."

9. Mad About You – "It’s a personal favorite.
(No shit? Why else would it be here?) I loved the characters and the back and forth. It was very smart."

10. Jeopardy – "It’s about the only game show that really tries to test people’s intelligence. There’s very little luck involved, and there are few game shows like that. I don’t watch it all that much, honestly
(so I'm talking out of my ass here), but from what I’ve seen it tests more than knowledge, it tests intelligence too."


Great Wedding Moments

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And she has a black eye. Nice.

Glunk glunk glunk glunk glunk

Their children will be beautiful

Probably fake but I laughed

Bridesmaids? Or cheerleaders?

The White Stripes get married. In Sherwood Forest.

Representin'! (...The Lollipop Guild)

On this joyous occasion...

I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Dork

Nothing says class quite like fishbowls.

Prince called. He wants his boots back.

The kids look happy.

What has two thumbs and loves Dungeons & Dragons?

Uncle Roy wore his very best tie

Redneck Medical Terms

A list from Reenie, who has been arrested six times for streaking.

Artery: The study of paintings.
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.
Barium: What doctors do when patients die.
Caesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan: Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
Colic: A sheep dog.
Coma: A punctuation mark.
D&C: Where Washington is.
Dilate: To live long.
Enema: Not a friend.
Fester: Quicker than someone else.
Fibula: A small lie.
Genital: Non-Jewish person.
G.I.Series: World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail: What you hang your coat on.
Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.
Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
Node: I knew it.
Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear: A fatherhood test.
Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative: A letter carrier.
Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
Rectum: Darn near killed him.
Secretion: Hiding something
Seizure: Roman emperor
Tablet: A small table
Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport
Tumor: More than one
Urine: Opposite of you're out
Varicose: Nearby


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