Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Hollywood Is Calling

Looking for a great gift idea? Then check out Hollywood Is Calling, and hire your favorite E-list celebrity to phone or e-mail your loved one. Yes, it's real. You can't make this stuff up, folks.

Copy from the website:

Now for the first time ever you can have a real celebrity make a live phone call to someone you know for just $19.95. You can also purchase an email video greeting card with a message from your favorite star for just $5. Whether it's for a special occasion or just for the fun of it, there's no better way to impress a client, sweetheart or a friend. THESE ARE NOT PRE-RECORDED MESSAGES OR VOICE IMPERSONATORS. ALL CALLS ARE MADE LIVE BY THE ACTUAL CELEBRITY.

Some of the "stars" offered and their blurbs from the website (including typos and bad punctuation):

Sybil Danning
The Howling II, Hercules, Chained Heat, Reform School Girls, Ranked The Worlds Number One Female Action Star By Entertainment Tonight, Celebrated As The Sex Symbol Of The Year By Roger Ebert

Marc Price
Family Ties (Played Erwin Skippy Handleman), Host of Teen Win, Lose, Or Draw, The Rescue, Trick Or Treat, Archie Bunkers Place, One Day At A Time

Chris Atkins
The Blue Lagoon, Suddenly Susan, Dallas, The Pirate Movie

Russell Johnson
Gilligan's Island ( Appeared As The Professor ), It Came from Outer Space, This Island Earth, Rawhide, Gunsmoke, Rescue From Gilligan's Island, Santa Barbara

Dana Barron
Beverly Hills 90210 ( Played Nikki Witt), National Lampoons Vacation ( Appeared As Audrey ), Christmas Vacation 2 Cousin Eddies Island Adventure, Man In The Iron Mask, Python, City Of Industry

Todd Bridges
Diff'rent Strokes, A Devil Desguised, Roots, The Return Of The Mod Squad

Dean Haglund
The X Files (Appeared As The Great Richard Ringo Langly), Sliders, The Commish, Home Improvement

Felissa Rose
Sleepaway Camp, Corpses Are Forever, Zombiegeddon, Satan's Playground, Curse of the Beast

Ron Palillo
Welcome Back Kotter (Played Arnold Horshack), Dickie Roberts; Child Star, One Life to Live, Skatetown USA, Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives, Hellgate, Ellen, Trapper John, M.D., Murder She Wrote, The Love Boat

John DeLancie
Star Trek: The Next Generation, Stargate SG-1, Judging Amy, Multiplicity, Blood Red

Dr Elmo
After Selling Over 10 Million Copies Of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer Dr. Elmo's Unique Voice Has Become Synonymous With Christmas. Dr. Elmo Is The Narrator And Character Voice Of Grandpa On The Animated Movie Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.

Gigi Edgley
Farscape ( Appeared As Chiana ), Farscape The Peacekeeper Wars, The Monkeys Mask, BeastMaster, Black Jack

Dennis Haskins
Saved By The Bell (Appeared As Mr. Belding), Red Water, The West Wing, The Practice, The Image, An Ordinary Killer, Hangin' with Mr. Cooper, The Twilight Zone

Larry Thomas
Seinfeld ( Appeared As The Famous Soup Nazi In The Greatest Seinfeld Episode Ever), Austin Powers International Man of Mystery, CSI Crime Scene Investigation, General Hospital

Van Halen set list


TheMovieGuru and I saw Van Halen in concert Sunday night, a bit of a rarity for me, as I don't do many concerts. I was never huge into VH, but it was good to see the band all back together again (well, sort of.. Eddie's son Wolfgang has replaced Michael Anthony on bass), and they were fun to watch, but the mix left a little to be desired. Heavy on bass and light on everything else, especially vocals. Still, a good time. David Lee Roth is amusing on stage, and Eddie can still tear up a guitar.

The set list:

1- You Really Got Me

2- I’m The One

3- Runnin’ With the Devil

4- Romeo Delight (a bit of The Who’s “Magic Bus” sprinkled in)

5- Somebody Get Me a Doctor

6- Beautiful Girls

7- Dance the Night Away

8- Atomic Punk

9- Everybody Wants Some

10- So This is Love?

11- Mean Street

12- Pretty Woman

13- Alex Van Halen drum solo

14- Unchained

15- I’ll Wait

16- And the Cradle Will Rock

17- Hot For Teacher

18- Little Dreamer

19- Little Guitars

20- Jamie’s Cryin’

21- Ice Cream Man

22- Panama

23- Eddie Van Halen’s extended guitar solo including Spanish Fly, Cathedral and Eruption

24- Ain’t Talkin’ Bout Love


25- 1984/Jump

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