Monday, August 20, 2007

News Story Paragraph of The Day

Saw this in an ESPN article about Michael Vick pleading guilty to his dogfighting charges, and it made me laugh.

About a dozen bright red Vick jerseys have been donated -- often accompanied by financial contributions -- to the Atlanta Humane Society since he was indicted last month. The shelter uses them for dog blankets, and to clean up after the animals.

Dumbass. I hope they throw the book at him.

Blooper Reel of The Day

Celebrity drunks for $400, please, Alex.... (rated R for language)

Added bonus: SNL's "Celebrity Jeopardy" (PG-13)

10 Worst Screen Couples

From a readers' poll at

10. Leonardo Dicaprio and Kate Winslet

9. Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger
Brokeback Mountain

8. Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman
Eyes Wide Shut

7. Kate Beckinsale and Ben Affleck
Pearl Harbor

6. Andie MacDowell and Hugh Gran
Four Weddings And A Funeral

5. Sean Connery and Catherine Zeta-Jones

4. Madonna and Adriano Giannini
Swept Away

3. Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom
Pirates Of The Caribbean

2. Ben Affleck and JLo

1. Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen
Star Wars (Episode whatever)

They forgot a few...

Halle Berry and Billy Bob Thornton
Monster's Ball

Tom Cruise and Kelly McGillis
Top Gun

Julia Roberts and Mel Gibson
Conspiracy Theory

Lindsay Lohan and Herbie
Herbie Fully Loaded

Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze
Point Break

Andie MacDowell and Gerard Depardieu
Green Card

Tom Hanks and Wilson The Volleyball

Salma Hayek and Matthew Perry
Fools Rush In


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